Confusing but Brilliant Sayings

These are some saying that I think are Brilliant but also confusing at the same time.

Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

Knights of Columbus.

By the beard of Zeus!

By the Fishing Skills of Paul Ferguson!

Great Odin's raven!

Son of a bee sting!

Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe!

Sweet grandmother's spatula!

Saint Damien's beard!

Spider-Man's balls.

Hot pot of coffee!