Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Not Wet But Dry Man


The first thing you will proberly ask is who the heck is that, so i wil tell you.

Last Sunday 22nd of March, me and my family were coming back from dinner at the Weigh Inn and it was rainning, I opened the window of the car and some rain got in and,my sister said "I feel the rain, it's dry", whitch i found absoluty hilarious, i mean who wouldn't.

And i asked her "were did you get that from",

She replied "Not Wet But Dry Man"

Natuarly i asked "who?"

And that is when she told me the wonder of "Not Wet But Dry Man" a super hero she came up with. She told me that (so i don't have to keep typing Not Wet But Dry Man we'll call him N.W.B.D.M for now) N.W.B.D.M is a very average and boring super hero with no super powers, and he uses everyday house hold objects as gadgets.
There is a problem with N.W.B.D.M he can not tell the diffrence between WET or DRY,
when it is dry he belives it is wet, and when it is wet he belives it is dry. (e.g. sunny is raining & raining is sunny)
His special super hero move is throwing a glass of water at someone to make them dry.

His costume is that of a blue spandex suit, yellow swimming cap, yellow leather boots, a towell for a cape, goggles, a cup holder for a utility belt and the symbol on his chest a cup of water.

After finishing saving the day he always ends with "That Should Do"

His mode of transport is a yellow Peel P50 car.

And like every good super hero he has his sidekick, Not Dry But Wet boy, who is in fact a girl.

And there should be everything you should need to know about Not Wet But Dry Man.