Not Wet But Dry Man

The first thing you will proberly ask is who the heck is that, so i wil tell you.

Last Sunday 22nd of March, me and my family were coming back from dinner at the Weigh Inn and it was rainning, I opened the window of the car and some rain got in and,my sister said "I feel the rain, it's dry", whitch i found absoluty hilarious, i mean who wouldn't.

And i asked her "were did you get that from",

She replied "Not Wet But Dry Man"

Natuarly i asked "who?"

And that is when she told me the wonder of "Not Wet But Dry Man" a super hero she came up with. She told me that (so i don't have to keep typing Not Wet But Dry Man we'll call him N.W.B.D.M for now) N.W.B.D.M is a very average and boring super hero with no super powers, and he uses everyday house hold objects as gadgets.
There is a problem with N.W.B.D.M he can not tell the diffrence between WET or DRY,
when it is dry he belives it is wet, and when it is wet he belives it is dry. (e.g. sunny is raining & raining is sunny)
His special super hero move is throwing a glass of water at someone to make them dry.

His costume is that of a blue spandex suit, yellow swimming cap, yellow leather boots, a towell for a cape, goggles, a cup holder for a utility belt and the symbol on his chest a cup of water.

After finishing saving the day he always ends with "That Should Do"

His mode of transport is a yellow Peel P50 car.

And like every good super hero he has his sidekick, Not Dry But Wet boy, who is in fact a girl.

And there should be everything you should need to know about Not Wet But Dry Man.

My Favourit DC & Marvel Super Heroes

In my own opinoin these are my two favourite super heroes one from DC and one from Marvel.

My favourite DC Super Hero would be BATMAN
NANANANANANA NANANAN NANAN BATMAN BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason Batman is my favourite DC Hero is because he is simple the best, he has no super powers of his own so what dose he do he kinda makes his own through gadets and what not, well you could argue that his super power would be being a great Detective or never ever giving up when things seem there worst and all ways finding a way to solve any probblems.
Also that he has the BATMOBILE and the BATCAVE.
Which are totaly cooooooooooooool.

My favourite Marvel Super Hero would be IRON MAN

The reason Iron Man is my faourite Marvel Heroe would be that he is totaly cool with his own suit of armor that he made himself and lets him fly, by the way I wish that I could fly it would be brilliant.
Back to my point, yea he has his own suit of armour that lets him fly, lets him have an arseonal of wepons at his command at any time. Not just one suit of armour but one for all kinds of ocasions or situations.
e.g. space, underwater, fire, snow and many more than I can count.

Confusing but Brilliant Sayings

These are some saying that I think are Brilliant but also confusing at the same time.

Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

Knights of Columbus.

By the beard of Zeus!

By the Fishing Skills of Paul Ferguson!

Great Odin's raven!

Son of a bee sting!

Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe!

Sweet grandmother's spatula!

Saint Damien's beard!

Spider-Man's balls.

Hot pot of coffee!

The Ramblings of Randomness

The ramblings of randomness, people will proberly wonder what the hell dose that mean.
So i'll tell yea!!!!!!
Nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats right you heared me Nothing.
This is just me going on about anything i feel like, no real topic, as this is my first blog, and no doubt there will be tonnes of spelling mistakes, see by now i have alrerady made some.
By the way have you ever tried to bend the wax of a candle while it is still light, i have it's great fun. trieing to make all the diffrent shapes that you can, as long as you don't burn yourself, imaging bending the wax and then not paying attention, suddenly YOUR ON FIRRRE!!!!!!
I fear that i have gone off track from the point i was trying to make.........
Thats right, this being my first blog, and never writtne a blog before so i ahve no idea what to right, this first one is realy just about anything, ramblings of randomness, and all that jazzz.
And no doubt before this is over i will have repeated myself about 10xs.

You know who are great? Pirates.
Pirates are the best.
Why?
couse they just are
YEA GO PIRATES.
I akse who wouldn't what to be a pirate, saling were ever you want, do anything you what,
Going ARRRRRRRR, the whole time, that would be the life.
You know if i had the time i would be a Pirate the whole time.
I mean did any one see the wife swap episode, where it was like a family of pirates, and an ordanary family.
And 24/7 the family were pirates and had pirate get to getheres and meettings and just talked pirates all day long.
That would be brilliant.

Why are pirates alled Pirates?
Becuase they ARRRRRRRRRRR.